lucrative opportunity

Do you, by any chance, want me to live in your closet and hand you your outfit for the day as soon as you open the closet door (like pop!)? I will work frantically all night, joyously, in exchange for closet-rent. Think about it.














(note: Looks like this girl had the same idea. She didn't have much to work with, though. The person pretty much had to wear that blanket every day, Little Mermaid style, I guess. It is kinda cute. Hmm. If I were in this closet I would gnaw at the wood all night so that I could design the blanket-dress with little wooden splinter-stars. Have I convinced you yet?)