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1. When a field of beans begins to die the round leaves turn all shades of yellow and it looks like a field of wildflowers. If you didn't wear your contacts while driving.

2. Does anyone understand Miss Lonelyhearts? I must have read that too quickly.

3. When you're unemployed, you should get up and get dressed every day anyway. That's conventional wisdom, right? Well, it's true.