Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Things Overheard at Springfield's Public Library Today

"If she ends up like that Channel 55 show, I'm Pregnant and I Didn't Know It, we're in trouble."

"All she wants, all she wants, is to have a baby. But they told her she can't because she'd set it down somewhere and forget where she'd put it." (this was a separate conversation)

-"They say she has depression- confusion." 
-"Okay..." 
-"And, she also has depression."


Many other things not so fit to print, mostly regarding DNA tests, the bread line, and the ethics of responsible parenting. 




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